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My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer and the doctor said she had to have a double mastectomy, so I went on-line to see if there was an alternative. Susan, 31, is only 5 miles from me looks a good one.

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notbaldbob (1172) · 23-07-2026 1902
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They say that laughter is the best medicine. No wonder all the people on the cancer ward are so sick. They're a right miserable bunch of cunts.

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Stallion (1597) · 14-05-2026 1324
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"...and on that bombshell..." For once, he's not being sarcastic.

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scotty (310) · 17-06-2026 1908
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Coming soon to Amazon Prime: Clarkson Buys the Farm

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 17-06-2026 1542
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The worst thing about having a daughter with cancer is that you can't pull her hair while you're fucking her.

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Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 02-06-2026 2150
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I came up behind my wife and starting feeling her tits, hoping to get lucky. Unfortunately I didn't find any lumps.

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 11-12-2025 1900
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My lad is already into his key stage 4 and he's only 8! Too bad it's bone cancer

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 21-07-2026 1041
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A horse walks into a pub and the barman says. "Why the long face"? The horse replied "My Doctor said I've got stage four cancer".

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Joeydeaconsbastard (1001) · 29-06-2026 1919
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What's has seven tits and five hundred legs? The breast cancer awareness charity fun run.

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Joeydeaconsbastard (1001) · 22-06-2026 1839
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The doctor said my wife had a growth. “What, apart from the one on her upper lip?” The doctor and I high-fived. No, but seriously—she has cancer.

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WayOutWest (419) · 19-07-2026 1048
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640% surge in prostate checks after Jeremy Clarkson went public with his cancer diagnosis. The arsehole finally found a purpose.

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ponga (251) · 26-06-2026 1337
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Jeremy Clarkson's wretched health should serve as a lesson to all us men worldwide Never stick your cock up a car exhaust pipe

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 18-06-2026 1213
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The final episode of the last series of Clarkson’s Farm ended with Jeremy Clarkson revealing he had prostate cancer. Spoiler alert- he's still going strong a year later...

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nausicaa (92) · 17-06-2026 1647
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I love my girlfriend's big black tits. But Dr. Buzzkill says she needs a double mastectomy.

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 14-06-2026 0440
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What's black and eats pussy to death? Cervical cancer

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 20-02-2026 1647
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A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps so the doctor examines her and does some tests. He says, "you're going to have to get used to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing nappies" "Why? Am I Pregnant?" "No" the doctor replies, you've got bowel cancer.

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 01-12-2025 1744
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I really hope Clarkson doesn't vandalise his farm I've heard he's about to kick the bucket

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 18-06-2026 1357
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Jeremy Clarkson diagnosed with the C word. Cuntism?

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 17-06-2026 0808
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Kenny Dalglish has inadvertently revealed that he's suffering from cancer. Subtext, he doesn't like being upstaged by Keegan.

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scotty (310) · 02-06-2026 1222
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My bowel movements are like buses, nothing for ages then two come along at once. And they're always bright red.

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 18-02-2026 1559
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She had a gorgeous body and a pretty face but I knew we wouldn't be together long because of her hair. It had fallen out due to chemotherapy.

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Stallion (1597) · 26-01-2026 2319
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What is the best thing about a terminaly Ill wife? Maxing out her Argos card

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Josh92kay (11) · 02-06-2026 1620
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Tesco are offering a new mastectomy repair range Every nipple helps

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 26-05-2026 1259
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