A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent for some test, and they come back a week later. "Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty nappies!" the doctor says. "You mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies. "No, it's bowel cancer."
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