My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer and the doctor said she had to have a double mastectomy, so I went on-line to see if there was an alternative. Susan, 31, is only 5 miles from me looks a good one.
Cancer notbaldbob (1172) · 23-07-2026 1902They say that laughter is the best medicine. No wonder all the people on the cancer ward are so sick. They're a right miserable bunch of cunts.
Cancer Stallion (1597) · 14-05-2026 1324"...and on that bombshell..." For once, he's not being sarcastic.
Cancer scotty (310) · 17-06-2026 1908Coming soon to Amazon Prime: Clarkson Buys the Farm
Cancer theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 17-06-2026 1542The worst thing about having a daughter with cancer is that you can't pull her hair while you're fucking her.
Cancer Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 02-06-2026 2150I came up behind my wife and starting feeling her tits, hoping to get lucky. Unfortunately I didn't find any lumps.
Cancer ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 11-12-2025 1900My lad is already into his key stage 4 and he's only 8! Too bad it's bone cancer
Cancer LennysCrevasse (693) · 21-07-2026 1041A horse walks into a pub and the barman says. "Why the long face"? The horse replied "My Doctor said I've got stage four cancer".
Cancer Joeydeaconsbastard (1001) · 29-06-2026 1919What's has seven tits and five hundred legs? The breast cancer awareness charity fun run.
Cancer Joeydeaconsbastard (1001) · 22-06-2026 1839The doctor said my wife had a growth. “What, apart from the one on her upper lip?” The doctor and I high-fived. No, but seriously—she has cancer.
Cancer WayOutWest (419) · 19-07-2026 1048640% surge in prostate checks after Jeremy Clarkson went public with his cancer diagnosis. The arsehole finally found a purpose.
Cancer ponga (251) · 26-06-2026 1337Jeremy Clarkson's wretched health should serve as a lesson to all us men worldwide Never stick your cock up a car exhaust pipe
Cancer LennysCrevasse (693) · 18-06-2026 1213The final episode of the last series of Clarkson’s Farm ended with Jeremy Clarkson revealing he had prostate cancer. Spoiler alert- he's still going strong a year later...
Cancer nausicaa (92) · 17-06-2026 1647I love my girlfriend's big black tits. But Dr. Buzzkill says she needs a double mastectomy.
Cancer ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 14-06-2026 0440What's black and eats pussy to death? Cervical cancer
Cancer supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 20-02-2026 1647A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps so the doctor examines her and does some tests. He says, "you're going to have to get used to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing nappies" "Why? Am I Pregnant?" "No" the doctor replies, you've got bowel cancer.
Cancer supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 01-12-2025 1744I really hope Clarkson doesn't vandalise his farm I've heard he's about to kick the bucket
Cancer LennysCrevasse (693) · 18-06-2026 1357Kenny Dalglish has inadvertently revealed that he's suffering from cancer. Subtext, he doesn't like being upstaged by Keegan.
Cancer scotty (310) · 02-06-2026 1222My bowel movements are like buses, nothing for ages then two come along at once. And they're always bright red.
Cancer ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 18-02-2026 1559She had a gorgeous body and a pretty face but I knew we wouldn't be together long because of her hair. It had fallen out due to chemotherapy.
Cancer Stallion (1597) · 26-01-2026 2319What is the best thing about a terminaly Ill wife? Maxing out her Argos card
Cancer Josh92kay (11) · 02-06-2026 1620Tesco are offering a new mastectomy repair range Every nipple helps
Cancer LennysCrevasse (693) · 26-05-2026 1259