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An alien walks into a bar. He's 9 foot tall, bright green, silver suit, 28 tentacles, the whole shebang. Everyone's stunned into silence, however the landlord who's used to keeping his cool says, "Welcome stranger. Would you like a pint of bitter?" "No thank you," says the alien "I'm into Stella."
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I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane
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My grandfather was a very brave man, he flew a Spitfire against the Germans. Meanwhile my grandmother got spitroasted by the Americans.
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