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Jokes by shotgunpsycho

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8 25-02-2026 23:21 I sleep better when I'm naked. I just wish the passengers on this flight were a
5 20-04-2026 10:47 They say that jogging in your 60's is a good way to meet people. I just met 2 pa
5 08-03-2026 19:57 I would like to wish a special "Happy Women's Day" to Siri and Alexa, the only w
5 20-02-2026 16:46 A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I will wea
5 20-02-2026 13:09 The Royal Family is devastated after Prince Andrew's car crash next Wednesday.
5 19-02-2026 21:39 Clip
5 14-02-2026 22:29 Cars have too many gadgets these days. I was reversing my car and it started pla
4 19-03-2026 00:48 Trump begs Germany for help, and the Chancellor asks Trump, "What's 4 plus 5?" T
4 17-02-2026 06:00 I offered free exercise lessons for the homeless, and now I’ve got over 100 squa
3 28-03-2026 23:31 I called my boss this morning and told him I'm not coming into work because my l
3 28-03-2026 23:24 I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bed
3 25-03-2026 20:47 If I were a ghost, I would haunt people by knocking on their door as soon as the
3 02-03-2026 00:12 OBLITERATED?? It appears that Iran's nuclear program grew back almost as fast as
2 04-03-2026 00:49 Trump announces a 10-point plan for reshaping America. Just remove the esh
1 15-04-2026 22:02 Please don't wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the s
1 11-04-2026 18:54 I adopted a dog from my local shelter. He keeps shitting himself, so I named him
1 08-03-2026 16:21 Torpedos are the ONLY pedos the Trump administration is willing to fire.
1 04-03-2026 01:01 Donald Trump has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital… He wakes up as h
1 14-02-2026 22:30 The USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Group has arrived in the Middle East. Trump has
1 14-02-2026 22:24 Meme