I was in Glasgow and walked past a building that said it was a "battered women's Centre" Fuck me, those Scots will deep fry anything.
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating Stickyagain 🥈 (2081) · 15-07-2026 0759Had a bit of a row with my girlfriend in the pub last night and she ended up going off with 2 blokes in their van! Bloody paramedics.
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating ianwatkins 🥉 (2120) · 04-04-2026 1854My wife bought me a mood ring. When I'm happy it turns green When I'm angry it leaves a purple mark on her face.
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating Stallion (1612) · 11-02-2026 1602What do 54,000 abused women every year have in common? They don't fucking listen
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating Allobosca 🥈 (2268) · 31-05-2026 2308I told my new girlfriend that I'd just got out of a toxic relationship. She immediately started being extra nice and doing anything I wanted. I just smiled and thought, "She thinks I was the victim."
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating Stallion (1612) · 09-04-2026 1445A man from Dartford has been jailed for 4 years after he beat his partner with a frying pan, leaving her in a coma. If only he'd used a Teflon pan. Then the charges wouldn't have stuck.
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating supergalley (2058) · 19-12-2025 1824I was playing Mortal Kombat earlier when my wife got home from work. She switched the Playstation off at the wall and said, 'What kind of a man are you? I've been out working all day, and all you do is sit there playing bloody videogames!' I then achieved a Flawless Victory.
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3378) · 20-07-2026 1843How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3, one to screw it in, one to get me a beer and one to suck my cock
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating Allobosca 🥈 (2268) · 05-04-2026 1810I have to admit, I'm ashamed of my sister, she's not a good parent. When my niece was really young she used to batter her with a wire coat hanger. Later she changed to hitting her with a heavy leather belt . . . after she was born.
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating DdraigGoch (729) · 27-02-2026 0943