Had a bit of a row with my girlfriend in the pub last night and she ended up going off with 2 blokes in their van! Bloody paramedics.
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating ianwatkins 🥈 (695) · 04-04-2026 1854My wife bought me a mood ring. When I'm happy it turns green When I'm angry it leaves a purple mark on her face.
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating Stallion 🥉 🥇 (835) · 11-02-2026 1602I told my new girlfriend that I'd just got out of a toxic relationship. She immediately started being extra nice and doing anything I wanted. I just smiled and thought, "She thinks I was the victim."
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating Stallion 🥉 🥇 (835) · 09-04-2026 1445My son has the same colour eyes as my wife. Neither of them have learnt to duck when they piss me off.
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating Stallion 🥉 🥇 (835) · 13-02-2026 1008A man from Dartford has been jailed for 4 years after he beat his partner with a frying pan, leaving her in a coma. If only he'd used a Teflon pan. Then the charges wouldn't have stuck.
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating supergalley 🥈 (169) · 19-12-2025 1824How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3, one to screw it in, one to get me a beer and one to suck my cock
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (479) · 05-04-2026 1810I have to admit, I'm ashamed of my sister, she's not a good parent. When my niece was really young she used to batter her with a wire coat hanger. Later she changed to hitting her with a heavy leather belt . . . after she was born.
Domestic Violence/Woman Beating DdraigGoch (252) · 27-02-2026 0943