I sent Russell Brand a Rita Hayworth poster for his cell, as a little nod to The Shawshank Redemption. By morning, she’d tunnelled through the fucking wall.
Celebrities WayOutWest 🥈 (525) · 05-11-2026 1926I dunno what the King was so angry about... That's the first time Camilla's been wet since the first Gulf War
Celebrities › Royal Adjacent Royal Adjacent LennysCrevasse 🥉 (1805) · 02-11-2026 2124I thought Russell Brand crawling out of my television was terrifying. Then the girl from The Ring crawled out after him and hid behind me.
Celebrities WayOutWest 🥈 (525) · 05-11-2026 1903Branded a rapist sex-pest and facing a long prison sentence, eh? Pity he couldn't Russell up a better defence lawyer.
Celebrities › Cancelled Celebrities Cancelled Celebrities theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 05-11-2026 1715Detectives investigating Russell Brand watched hundreds of hours of his videos. I’d have confessed just to get the fucking telly switched off.
Celebrities WayOutWest 🥈 (525) · 05-11-2026 1857I think that the office manager at HarperCollins' London HQ missed an opportunity if they didn't play Yakety Sax (the Benny Hill 'chase' theme tune) every time David Walliams visited the premises!
Celebrities › Cancelled Celebrities Cancelled Celebrities DdraigGoch (822) · 04-11-2026 1841A royal aide was blamed for an umbrella blunder during a Caribbean downpour, which left King Charles drenched. With slavery reparations in question, the irony caused the aide to be whipped.
Celebrities › Royal Adjacent Royal Adjacent ponga (543) · 02-11-2026 1708Russell Brand’s finally in a place where women are allowed to say no and someone actually listens! His prison sentence is certainly going to be tough. For the first time in his life, he’ll have to find enlightenment without being allowed near anyone’s wife!
Celebrities Stoops (91) · 05-11-2026 1535Was shocked to read about Russell Brand today. Had no idea he was a "comedian".
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