Major apologies for the downtime today - Sat 17th Jan
I asked Emily Blunt out on a date. She said "No, fuck off you ugly cunt."
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥇 (505) · 17-12-2025 1519So i've decked the halls as the song suggested. Though Mr & Mrs Hall don't share my joy.
Celebrities randypecker (57) · 05-12-2025 1633Paul Hardcastle's son has died in a motorcycle accident. He was n-n-n-n-n-n-not very old, 35 in fact.
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥇 (505) · 13-01-2026 1654The Duchess of Cambridge has been keen to show off her piano skills this Christmas. Much like when the Queen played at Diana's funeral.
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥇 (505) · 11-12-2025 1909Jesy Nelson told her twin babies may 'never walk'. Little Crips?
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥇 (505) · 04-01-2026 1325William H. Macy is a great actor. Like in Fargo he really had me convinced he was a pathetic swindler.
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥇 (505) · 17-12-2025 1752When it comes to Christmas cookery shows Delia Smith pisses all over Nigella Lawson. Thanks, AI porn generator.
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥇 (505) · 04-12-2025 1043BBC News: King Charles welcomes German president on state visit. He said "Didn't you guys used to have kings too? Oh, now I remember. This chemo really messes with my memory."
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥇 (505) · 03-12-2025 1714"Taylor Swift reveals moment she broke down over Southport attack in new documentary." Oh that poor millionaire. Dry your eyes with some $100 notes etc.
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥇 (505) · 12-12-2025 0950I’m not saying Katie Price is a slapper, but she only wears knickers to keep her ankles warm
Celebrities supergalley 🥈 🥇 🥈 (463) · 01-12-2025 0725