Several women have made complaints against David Sullivan, saying that he demanded sex from them in exchange for promoting their modelling careers. I mean, I'm shocked. Who would have thought an 80s porn baron would be such a sleazebag?
Celebrities Hengist (262) · 08-06-2026 1854Elton John's gotten really fat lately. Goodbye normal jeans.
The Queen Mum dies and goes to heaven. Just past the pearly gates she meets Princess Diana. "What a nice halo my dear," she says. "Fuck off you sarky cow," Di replies. "You know damn well it's a steering wheel."
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 03-06-2026 2014My Glaswegian cousin had a problem with drugs, but his real passion in life was doing Prince songs on karaoke in the pub. Last week he achieved his finest ever homage to the man. He was found dead from an overdose in Paisley Park.
Celebrities theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 03-06-2026 2117Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 31-05-2026 2312I was walking around Glasgow and I bumped into Clint Eastwood. I asked him where I can find the river and he said "Right turn, Clyde".
Celebrities Joeydeaconsbastard (409) · 19-06-2026 2143Why was Robert Maxwell like Freddie Mercury? They were both found in fishnets. Nod to Allobosca.
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 03-06-2026 1803When Michael Jackson died, dozens of young children gathered at the gates of the Neverland ranch. Police officer shouted "FOR GOD'S SAKE! SOMEONE FIND A LOCKSMITH AND SET THOSE KIDS FREE!!"
Celebrities OkiPaul (59) · 16-06-2026 0307What did Diana and the queen mum have in common??? They both died pushing 105
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 11-06-2026 1800What have Princess Diana and a Mobile phone got in common? They both die in a Tunnel! Nod to Allobosca
Celebrities root (192) · 01-06-2026 1908Little boy goes up to his mum. "Mummy, is God a boy or a girl?" "Well, son," replies his mother, "I assume he's both." "Mummy, is God black or white?" "Well, in a way, he's both." "Mummy?" "Yes?" "Is Michael Jackson God?"
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 18-06-2026 1604How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? He doesn't eat doughnuts he's dead.
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 15-06-2026 0311Marilyn Monroe said "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" So I dug up her rancid, stinking, maggot infested, sleeping pill suicide corpse and licked the bones clean. Can I fuck her in that white dress now?
Elton John has stopped luring adolescents to his house and forcing them to eat mild curries Goodbye Korma Teens
Apparently Katie Price married a cage-fighter because she was hoping he would be able to stop Harvey from r4p1ng her (Salute To test)
Michael Caine, Jim Morrison, Ray Manzarek John Densmore and Robby Krieger were sitting in a brothel. A prostitute walks in, whips out Michael Caines cock and starts sucking him off. Michael Caine shouts out at her. "You was only meant to blow the bloody Doors off
Celebrities Joeydeaconsbastard (409) · 07-06-2026 2001Why was it weird that Michael Jackson hung the young child off the balcony? He usually tosses them off
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 05-06-2026 2149What's hot, black and sits at the top of the stairs smoking? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 03-06-2026 2008It was karaoke night in the local last night and my mate did a great Robert Palmer impression. He collapsed and died of a heart attack aged 54. Nod to Stickyagain
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 03-06-2026 1754What is the similarity between Ayrton Senna and Freddie Mecury? They both died with blood on their helmet!
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 02-06-2026 2125What do you call a dog that smells of fish? Jordan.
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 25-05-2026 1906Why does Stevie Wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 21-06-2026 0831There are 3 people on a private jet. Pope John Paul II, David Beckham, and a 7 year old schoolgirl. Halfway through the flight, at 30,000 feet, the co pilot comes back, to tell them that both engines are on fire, and that they have to abandon the plane by parachute. The problem is, there are only 2 spare chutes, and 3 passengers. On hearing this, Beckham grabs a chute and is straight out the door, without any thought for the other 2 passengers. Which then left Pope JPII, and the little girl, with one chute. "It's ok little girl" said the Pope. "I have led a good life, I am friends with God, I have nothing to fear through death.... you on the other hand are young, you have your whole life ahead of you... you take the chute my child, I'll remain" The little girl thinks for a moment, and replies: "That won't be necessary your popeness.... David grabbed my rucksack and jumped out of the door....."
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 10-06-2026 1753Tragic news today. International Movie Star Anthony Head has died at the age of 72. So far, there's been no comment from his brother Richard.
Celebrities Facthunt (21) · 05-06-2026 1703What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 31-05-2026 2307West Ham chairman David Sullivan has confirmed he is stepping down. That's not far for the short cunt to go.
Celebrities ponga (81) · 06-06-2026 1242Anthony Head used to advertise Gold Blend coffee... But now he's into the ground.
Celebrities ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 05-06-2026 2341Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this Christmas but it wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 05-06-2026 2148Dodi and Di couldn't figure out where to spend the night. Dodi wanted to stay at the Hilton (being the rich bastard he is) and Di wanted to find a Ritz for some high class action. Their argument got more heated until the driver suggested they just crashed there for the night.
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 03-06-2026 2006Keith Richards becomes a great-grandfather. It will be wonderful for the baby to see his great-grandfather grow old.
Celebrities ponga (81) · 01-06-2026 1403Madonna was a lot sexier back in the eighties. She's not so hot now since she turned ninety.
Celebrities theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 31-05-2026 1146West Ham chairman David Sullivan has confirmed he is stepping down. That's not far for the short cunt to go.
Celebrities ponga (81) · 06-06-2026 1242Bill Gates dies and is escorted to Heaven's doorstep. God appears before him in a blaze of whatever deities appear before people in and says, "Since you were such an influential person in life, I'll give you the choice to influence My judgment of you. Specifically, you get to choose whether you want to go to Heaven or Hell." Bill is, of course, a little taken aback, but like every good businessman wants to consider his options. "Is there any way I can see a demo version of both before choosing?" he says. "There certainly is," says God. "You can tour Heaven for a day, after which my colleague down below will show you around his realm for a day." So, no sooner said than done; Bill Gates is escorted into Heaven and to be honest isn't entirely impressed with what he sees. Jesus runs Windows XP, all the angels are very friendly and everything is very neat and tidy, as is becoming of Paradise, but it lacks that extra spark. After the day has passed, Bill thanks God and departs for Hell. Satan welcomes him and leads him through a magnificent palace; the souls of the damned are positively grovelling at his feet, everything is spectacularly constructed of the most precious materials, and everyone is connected to a multi-terabyte wireless network with only the best and most cutting-edge machines; his choice is easily made by the end of the day. He returns to the Pearly Gates and informs God of his decision; God shrugs, pulls a lever and Gates is plunged into a pit of fire, brimstone, eternal pain and suffering and all that bad stuff. Satan appears before him and Bill cries out, "I don't understand, what happened to the beautiful place I saw before?" Satan smiles and says, "Then, you were a visitor. Now, you're staff."
Celebrities Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 11-06-2026 1758Can someone put a wooden stake through Ted Lasso just to be sure?
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