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My local authority have plans to build a sewage farm near me. It won't be popular but will bring a lot of jobs to the area.

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Stickyagain (2067) · 07-06-2026 1548
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The Labour MP for Dover has expressed his anger at large-scale masked protests at the port today. "These are not the hordes of unidentified military aged men the Labour Party wants here!" He declared.

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Hengist (858) · 05-09-2026 2155
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England's hopes sank fast in the match against Argentina... ...still, I can think of something that sank faster

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Hengist (858) · 15-07-2026 2055
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My mates all say I’m a bit of a pub scarecrow. I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.

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randypecker (61) · 05-12-2025 1632
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Why are the Pyramids in Egypt? Because they're too heavy to carry to a British museum. (from the old site)

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ianwatkins 🥉 (2120) · 04-06-2026 2151
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Do lifeboats have lifeboats?

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Stickyagain (2067) · 03-07-2026 0821
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United Kingdom HMS His Majesty's Ship United States of America USS United States Ship Italy DMB Dat'sa Ma Boat

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Squeaky (1937) · 26-01-2026 1130
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This weather must be bittersweet for any Reform voters planning a barbecue.

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ianwatkins 🥉 (2120) · 24-03-2026 2220
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