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My local authority have plans to build a sewage farm near me. It won't be popular but will bring a lot of jobs to the area.
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England's hopes sank fast in the match against Argentina... ...still, I can think of something that sank faster
Boats Hengist (473) · 15-07-2026 2055⬆
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My mates all say I’m a bit of a pub scarecrow. I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.
Boats randypecker (61) · 05-12-2025 1632⬆
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Why are the Pyramids in Egypt? Because they're too heavy to carry to a British museum. (from the old site)
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United Kingdom HMS His Majesty's Ship United States of America USS United States Ship Italy DMB Dat'sa Ma Boat
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This weather must be bittersweet for any Reform voters planning a barbecue.
Boats ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 24-03-2026 2220End of list (7 shown)