'I tell ya, England used to be a green and pleasant land; now it's a brown and unpleasant land.' 'Yeah, these droughts are something else, aren't they?' 'I didn't say anything about the droughts.'
Immigration theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 12-08-2026 1607First James Corden, now the fucking Markles returning to the UK. I'd rather have Shamima Begum back.
Immigration ponga (543) · 20-08-2026 2346Complaining about all the illegal immigrants that are turning up here in the UK now??.. It's all thanks to all you cunts who never donated that £2 or £3 a month they were asking for!!
Immigration UpSyndrome (10) · 05-09-2026 0033I complimented a guy on his Halloween child molester costume and all he said was me on me way home from Mosque, what Halloween?
Immigration › Small Boats Small Boats ianwatkins 🥉 (2409) · 01-11-2026 0117Of course Muslims assimilate. They just assimilate the country into their culture.
Immigration › Culture Clash Culture Clash innit (1476) · 12-10-2026 2103Russia threatens to attack British factories in response to the UK's support for Ukraine. I suggest moving immigrants to Slough, Leeds, Leicestershire and Manchester.
Immigration ponga (543) · 25-08-2026 1234The government has responded to migrant sex crime in characteristically strong and decisive fashion by issuing a sternly worded pamphlet to newly arrived illegal immigrants: 'It is very important that you do not rape women or children in the UK,' it warns. 'Because if you do, a lack of prison space means we will be unable to jail you.'
Immigration › Illegal Entry Illegal Entry Hengist (1095) · 22-08-2026 2257Small boats are not the problem. It's what's not in them. Holes.
Small boats are not the problem. It's what's in them.
Immigration › Small Boats Small Boats Stickyagain (2257) · 20-08-2026 1644After ten fruitless years and hundreds of millions of pounds of taxpayer's money spent on the latest border-security technology to stop the migrant boats, one man demonstrates a new invention capable of stopping the rubber dingies in their tracks: He calls it a 'box-cutter.'
Immigration › Small Boats Small Boats Hengist (1095) · 23-09-2026 2056Fucking hell. Two migrant boats reached shore today. I cashed in all my Sickipedia Gems to help Tommo buy his boat. I really thought his patrol would stop this.
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