I work for an organization that hands out clothes to the poor and disadvantaged. Primark
Work / Workplace › Minimum Wage Minimum Wage Stickyagain (2257) · 23-08-2026 1334What do you say to a Geography graduate? Big Mac and fries, please.
Work / Workplace ianwatkins (2410) · 27-07-2026 1745I walked into work this morning and my boss told me to have good day. So I turned around, walked back out and fucked off to the pub with my mates.
Work / Workplace notbaldbob (1146) · 27-07-2026 1746I lost my job just because I bagged up a few spare bits of offal for my dogs. "Loads of butchers do it!" I protested to the tribunal. "It was only the bits we were going to throw out anyway!" But the bastards still took my medical licence.
Work / Workplace Hengist (1095) · 25-10-2026 1003I accidentally walked into the ladies toilet at work. I was standing over the bowl pissing and a voice behind me said "this is for ladies only" I looked down at my cock and said "so is this, but I have to run some water through it occasionally"
Did you hear about the maths teacher with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil.
There isn't much to be said for being a Russian infantyman but at least you're practically guaranteed a job for life
Work / Workplace Hengist (1095) · 17-07-2026 0704Lloyds of London once claimed to be the world's largest insurance company. The claim was later dismissed, along with all the others.
Work / Workplace Stickyagain (2257) · 03-08-2026 2039There's a new eastern European cleaner at work. We call him Mr Sheen, cos he's polish.
Work / Workplace Stickyagain (2257) · 25-08-2026 0642I used to be the chief executive of a non-profit-making organisation, but they let me go. We weren't supposed to be one.
Work / Workplace theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4290) · 15-08-2026 2041Got kicked out of my bosses' funeral because I looked at the coffin and said "Who's thinking outside the box now, ya cunt?"
Tech bosses have announced that widespread anxiety about AI taking jobs from humans is completely unfounded. "In five years, you probably won't have to worry about having a job at all," they say. "Because you'll all be dead."
Work / Workplace › Redundancy Redundancy Hengist (1095) · 23-10-2026 2303I had a job interview today. "I am really looking forward to the opportunity to work efficiently as part of a synegous and diverse team that liases effectively with stakeholders to provide positive and effective outcomes that adapt fluidly to customer feedback in a fast-paced and goal-oriented work environment within a rapidly changing and consumer-driven media landscape," I said. "Right," said the director. "So can you fit the pineapple up your arse or not?"
Work / Workplace Hengist (1095) · 08-07-2026 1921Me? Successfull? Listen, I started out with nothing and after 30 years, I still have most of it left.
Work / Workplace Stickyagain (2257) · 10-08-2026 0832I was in a restaurant earlier when a group of electricians came in. The waiter asked if they wanted a starter. But they went straight for the mains.
Work / Workplace notbaldbob (1146) · 04-07-2026 1310