What do you say to a Geography graduate? Big Mac and fries, please.
Work/Workplace ianwatkins 🥉 (1842) · 27-07-2026 1745I walked into work this morning and my boss told me to have good day. So I turned around, walked back out and fucked off to the pub with my mates.
Work/Workplace notbaldbob (1172) · 27-07-2026 1746Did you hear about the maths teacher with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil.
There isn't much to be said for being a Russian infantyman but at least you're practically guaranteed a job for life
Work/Workplace Hengist (472) · 17-07-2026 0704Lloyds of London once claimed to be the world's largest insurance company. The claim was later dismissed, along with all the others.
Work/Workplace Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 03-08-2026 2039Got kicked out of my bosses' funeral because I looked at the coffin and said "Who's thinking outside the box now, ya cunt?"
I had a job interview today. "I am really looking forward to the opportunity to work efficiently as part of a synegous and diverse team that liases effectively with stakeholders to provide positive and effective outcomes that adapt fluidly to customer feedback in a fast-paced and goal-oriented work environment within a rapidly changing and consumer-driven media landscape," I said. "Right," said the director. "So can you fit the pineapple up your arse or not?"
Work/Workplace Hengist (472) · 08-07-2026 1921I was in a restaurant earlier when a group of electricians came in. The waiter asked if they wanted a starter. But they went straight for the mains.
Work/Workplace notbaldbob (1172) · 04-07-2026 1310