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I work for an organization that hands out clothes to the poor and disadvantaged. Primark

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Stickyagain (2066) · 23-08-2026 1334
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What do you say to a Geography graduate? Big Mac and fries, please.

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ianwatkins 🥈 🥉 (2118) · 27-07-2026 1745
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I walked into work this morning and my boss told me to have good day. So I turned around, walked back out and fucked off to the pub with my mates.

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notbaldbob (1145) · 27-07-2026 1746
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I accidentally walked into the ladies toilet at work. I was standing over the bowl pissing and a voice behind me said "this is for ladies only" I looked down at my cock and said "so is this, but I have to run some water through it occasionally"

🫡 Salute to Peter O'Toole
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Stickyagain (2066) · 30-08-2026 0939
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Did you hear about the maths teacher with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil.

🫡 Salute to the 1950s probably
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ianwatkins 🥈 🥉 (2118) · 27-07-2026 1744
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There isn't much to be said for being a Russian infantyman but at least you're practically guaranteed a job for life

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Hengist (858) · 17-07-2026 0704
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Lloyds of London once claimed to be the world's largest insurance company. The claim was later dismissed, along with all the others.

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Stickyagain (2066) · 03-08-2026 2039
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There's a new eastern European cleaner at work. We call him Mr Sheen, cos he's polish.

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Stickyagain (2066) · 25-08-2026 0642
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I used to be the chief executive of a non-profit-making organisation, but they let me go. We weren't supposed to be one.

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 15-08-2026 2041
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Got kicked out of my bosses' funeral because I looked at the coffin and said "Who's thinking outside the box now, ya cunt?"

🫡 Salute to bigbubba
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supergalley 🥇 (2032) · 20-06-2026 2137
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I had a job interview today. "I am really looking forward to the opportunity to work efficiently as part of a synegous and diverse team that liases effectively with stakeholders to provide positive and effective outcomes that adapt fluidly to customer feedback in a fast-paced and goal-oriented work environment within a rapidly changing and consumer-driven media landscape," I said. "Right," said the director. "So can you fit the pineapple up your arse or not?"

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Hengist (858) · 08-07-2026 1921
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Me? Successfull? Listen, I started out with nothing and after 30 years, I still have most of it left.

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Stickyagain (2066) · 10-08-2026 0832
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I was in a restaurant earlier when a group of electricians came in. The waiter asked if they wanted a starter. But they went straight for the mains.

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notbaldbob (1145) · 04-07-2026 1310
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