I was in a train carriage when a Muslim opened his jacket and showed his suicide vest, "Allau Akbar," he shouted. "Hang on a moment son, " I said to him,"you really don't want to do this. Do you see this hairy fat spotty greasy smelly girl stood next to me?" "Yes, " he said, "so what?" "This is my daughter," I replied, "and she's a virgin. "

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Kimjongreject (284) · 26-02-2026 1202

My belt broke so I went to the shop to buy a new one. "I hope your trousers didn't fall down" said the shop assistant. "No, I did." I replied. (can we get a suicide category?)

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ianwatkins 🥈 (602) · 28-01-2026 0020