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Motoring/Transport › Boy Racer Boy Racer scotty (763) · 24-08-2026 1936The police stopped me last night as I was driving home. They said "have you had a drink tonight?" I said yes, 6 pints of Guinness, four whiskey chasers, and a few sambuca shots" They said "blow into this please" I said "what for, don't you believe me?"
Motoring/Transport Stickyagain (2257) · 03-08-2026 1815I'm not one to normally brag about the expensive trips I've taken... but I've just come back from the petrol station.
Motoring/Transport Stallion (1761) · 24-10-2026 0819I was in a taxi today and the driver said "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said "Turn left here".
Motoring/Transport notbaldbob (1146) · 05-07-2026 2316“Is that car on the right side?” “Don’t think so, mate.”
I was driving to work when a Lollipop lady cleaned the snow off my windscreen. Although, I think the impact helped a bit.
Motoring/Transport Stallion (1761) · 06-01-2026 1222"I don't know why they say that tourists are clogging up the roads. It's totally clear in front of us," I said. As I trundled along in my motor home at 25 fucking miles per hour!
Motoring/Transport Stallion (1761) · 02-07-2026 1100I must look really sexy in my new convertible BMW. Loads of other motorists have signalled that they plan on having a wank later.
Motoring/Transport madgringo (66) · 03-12-2025 2325One time I was out driving and I got stuck behind a learner, trundling along at 25 in a 40 zone. I started tailgating the cunt, flashing my lights and honking my horn. As soon as I got the chance to overtake I cut the bastard up, forcing him to brake sharply. As I sped off I turned to my passenger and said, 'Fucking learners! Complete pain in the arse, aren't they?' It was at that point he told me I'd failed my test.
Motoring/Transport theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4290) · 12-06-2026 2107'...I have a confession to make. I drink and drive. Everyone says it's wrong to drink and drive, but I can tell you TWO things that are more dangerous than drinking and driving: 1. Drinking 2. Driving Do you know how many people were killed in the UK in 2024 as a direct result of alcohol abuse? 9,809 Do you know how many people were killed as a direct result of driving a car? 1,602 Do you know how many people were killed as a direct result of drinking AND driving? 220 I'm not taking any chances.'
Motoring/Transport › Drink Driving Drink Driving monkeybobhouse (200) · 10-10-2026 1046My mate phoned me and asked what I was doing. "Probably failing my driving test," I replied.
Motoring/Transport Stallion (1761) · 15-12-2025 0645What’s the difference between a proctologist and a HGV driver? A proctologist only has to deal with one arsehole at a time!
Motoring/Transport supergalley 🥉 🥉 (2581) · 21-12-2025 1143