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If you refuse to pay your TV licence, you can be sent to prison. Where, ironically, you'll get plenty of free BBC.

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notbaldbob (1172) · 26-07-2026 1707
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Justice Secretary David Lammy has just announced that he has commuted the death sentence of murderess Ruth Ellis, who was hanged in 1955, to a more lenient sentence of life imprisonment, proving once and for all that yes, he is as stupid as he looks.

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Hengist (473) · 08-07-2026 1650
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Some people say that that British prisons are 'like Butlin's camps with bars' nowadays. Come on, that's got to be an exaggeration. It can't be that bad inside.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 06-08-2026 2012
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