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Today I was told I'm a very attractive man :) By my cellmate :(

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3375) · 10-08-2026 1607
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If you refuse to pay your TV licence, you can be sent to prison. Where, ironically, you'll get plenty of free BBC.

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notbaldbob (1145) · 26-07-2026 1707
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Justice Secretary David Lammy has just announced that he has commuted the death sentence of murderess Ruth Ellis, who was hanged in 1955, to a more lenient sentence of life imprisonment, proving once and for all that yes, he is as stupid as he looks.

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Hengist (867) · 08-07-2026 1650
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Some people say that that British prisons are 'like Butlin's camps with bars' nowadays. Come on, that's got to be an exaggeration. It can't be that bad inside.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3375) · 06-08-2026 2012
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I don't like the food that black people eat. It tastes like something you'd get in prison.

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Stallion (1608) · 15-08-2026 1740
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Manhunt underway after child rapist escapes prison staff while on escorted leave in city centre. Don't worry, it is all about the early release system and reducing paperwork.

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ponga (405) · 08-08-2026 1341
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I'm David Fuller's illiterate cellmate, and although I've not seen any real evidence of it yet, I must say I'm impressed with his enthusiasm for late 20th century politics He's been banging on about the Cold Whore all night

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LennysCrevasse 🥇 🥉 (1370) · 23-09-2026 2024
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