Trump has just received intelligence reports that Belgium are only two weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

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White House confirms Donald Trump will attend the World Cup Final this Sunday. FIFA must have agreed to award him Man of the Match.

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A neurologist has claimed that Donald Trump's kleptomaniac tendencies are 'a clear indicator' he is suffering from dementia. Fuck me, he's had dementia for 80 years then?

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Baffled Florida white parents sue fertilisation clinic after delivering a black baby. Problem resolved by ICE.

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Ironic how most right-wing American 'Christians' claim to be against abortion, but they voted for a walking one.

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Home Alone 2 star dies age 80, following health problems. Fuck. It was Brenda Fricker.

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Trump just punched the Konami code into his phone to grant himself infinite terms.

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FBI foiled a plot to attack the UFC White House event with drones and have snipers shoot the crowd. Now, that would've been so much better than the UFC shit.

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Really enjoyed the highlights from the USA Those ICE agents don't take any shit do they?

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Donald Trump is a very passionate politician. He's always losing his shit.

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Bag snatcher who targeted Kristi Noem sentenced to three years in prison. Grab 'em by the purse, eh?

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The USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Group has arrived in the Middle East. Trump has stated that if Iran doesn't make a deal, he'll order the Carrier group to power up its giant laser and project the movie, "Melania," all over Tehran until they eventually surrender.

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I don't know why the left are complaining. Pretty and Good got justICE 🙌🤠🤣

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