Trump has just received intelligence reports that Belgium are only two weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.
Donald Trump OkiPaul (190) · 07-07-2026 0703White House confirms Donald Trump will attend the World Cup Final this Sunday. FIFA must have agreed to award him Man of the Match.
Donald Trump theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3380) · 16-07-2026 2045A neurologist has claimed that Donald Trump's kleptomaniac tendencies are 'a clear indicator' he is suffering from dementia. Fuck me, he's had dementia for 80 years then?
Donald Trump theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3380) · 04-07-2026 0559Baffled Florida white parents sue fertilisation clinic after delivering a black baby. Problem resolved by ICE.
Donald Trump supergalley (2059) · 31-01-2026 0736Ironic how most right-wing American 'Christians' claim to be against abortion, but they voted for a walking one.
Donald Trump theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3380) · 26-07-2026 1436Home Alone 2 star dies age 80, following health problems. Fuck. It was Brenda Fricker.
Donald Trump theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3380) · 18-07-2026 0924Trump just punched the Konami code into his phone to grant himself infinite terms.
Donald Trump innit (958) · 27-06-2026 0613FBI foiled a plot to attack the UFC White House event with drones and have snipers shoot the crowd. Now, that would've been so much better than the UFC shit.
Donald Trump ponga (405) · 16-06-2026 1420Really enjoyed the highlights from the USA Those ICE agents don't take any shit do they?
Donald Trump LennysCrevasse 🥈 🥉 (1372) · 13-06-2026 1532Teacher: "Name something that's orange that every kid knows the taste of..." Little Jonny: "Donald Trump's cock, Miss?"
Donald Trump LennysCrevasse 🥈 🥉 (1372) · 11-09-2026 1537JD Vance pitches himself as Trump’s political heir at Republican midterm convention. That thick-as-pigshit, incompetent, corrupt, bigoted buffoon? He's a shoo-in for the job!
Donald Trump › Make America Jokes Again Make America Jokes Again theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3380) · 11-09-2026 1522Donald Trump is a very passionate politician. He's always losing his shit.
Donald Trump theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3380) · 08-06-2026 2042Bag snatcher who targeted Kristi Noem sentenced to three years in prison. Grab 'em by the purse, eh?
Donald Trump theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3380) · 23-04-2026 1123The USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Group has arrived in the Middle East. Trump has stated that if Iran doesn't make a deal, he'll order the Carrier group to power up its giant laser and project the movie, "Melania," all over Tehran until they eventually surrender.
Donald Trump shotgunpsycho (133) · 14-02-2026 2230I don't know why the left are complaining. Pretty and Good got justICE 🙌🤠🤣
Donald Trump supergalley (2059) · 14-02-2026 0314