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The Jodrell Bank Observatory, which can see billions of light years into space, has lost its funding and could now close. Strange how they didn't see that coming...

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ianwatkins 🥉 (2120) · 27-07-2026 1831
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ECLIPSE DAY!! I would just like to take the opportunity to wish my fellow BFH-ites a spectacular experience. Don't forget; the best way to view a solar eclipse is through a telescope or binoculars. Don't forget to use pupil-dilating eyedrops, it will undoubtedly improve the experience!!!

🫡 Salute to Louis Braille
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DdraigGoch (729) · 12-08-2026 0209
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I said to the girl at the checkout, "Has anyone told you that you're gorgeous?" "No, they haven't," she smiled. "If they do," I said, "can you send them next door to my Specsavers shop."

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Stallion (1608) · 06-07-2026 1146
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Superman goes to Specsavers and tries on a pair of glasses. The optician said "Well fuck me you're Clark Kent.

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Joeydeaconsbastard (1173) · 26-06-2026 2237
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To the Person who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts...

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notbaldbob (1145) · 03-07-2026 0752
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I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story. I think something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.

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supergalley (2042) · 30-12-2025 1005
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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw .these two blind blokes squaring up to fight. I shouted "My money's on the one with the knife." You should have seen how fast they both ran off.

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notbaldbob (1145) · 23-07-2026 2135
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What goes click click "click click click, have i done it.click click click have I done it". Stevie wonder doing the Rubik cube.

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Joeydeaconsbastard (1173) · 21-06-2026 2200
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I got a hand job from a blind woman once. She told me, "This is the biggest dick I've ever come across." I said, "You're pulling my leg."

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supergalley (2042) · 10-12-2025 0320
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Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

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supergalley (2042) · 17-01-2026 0929
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Helen Keller had a very large belly button. Her boyfriend was blind as well.

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Squeaky (1941) · 07-05-2026 0936
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I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.

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supergalley (2042) · 02-12-2025 2351
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