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Pervert psycho breaks into a laundry fucks 2 women and runs off. Headline. Nut screws washers and bolts

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Gingerpubes (308) · 30-08-2026 1544
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I keep a modified firearm by my front door for scaring away salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses and the like. It's my sod-off shotgun.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (3992) · 28-09-2026 1209
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A dwarf psychic goes into a bookies with a sawn off and robs the place and flees. The headline reads Small medium at large

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Gingerpubes (308) · 29-08-2026 1947
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‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular charged with rape and drug offenses. He's been collared.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (3992) · 22-09-2026 1628
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