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Dear Alanis Morissette, Richard Baines, the long-serving curator of Logan Botanic Garden, died during Storm Boelo. He was hit by a falling tree. THAT's ironic. Regards, Ian

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ianwatkins 🥈 🥉 (2447) · 26-10-2026 1814
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"give it to me you bastard, I'm soaking wet, give it to me now!" So I gave her the umbrella.

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Stickyagain (2279) · 06-11-2026 2016
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Homeowners! Say goodbye to expensive solar panels! There's some heavy winds forecast later.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4343) · 18-09-2026 1645
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I'd just like to express my heartfelt sympathies to the families of Person A, Person B and Person C who are drowning at this very moment because they went swimming in a dangerous place due to the heatwave. I will update my post with your actual names once they are on the news tomorrow.

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ianwatkins 🥈 🥉 (2447) · 13-08-2026 1305
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Im not saying it's hot, but my spreadable butter now pours.

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Stickyagain (2279) · 23-06-2026 1633
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So just to be clear, now that it's raining are we allowed to buy disposable barbecues?

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ianwatkins 🥈 🥉 (2447) · 17-08-2026 1230
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This heatwave is getting ridiculous. It's so hot, the Prime Minister has resigned.

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scotty (790) · 23-06-2026 0937
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