My ol’ mate we nicknamed ‘Wasp’ has a fruity step-dad, waspy once said “his name is an anagram of our favourite activity together”. He’s a good bloke, Alan.
Wasp Dogpad (47) · 18-06-2026 1828I joined an online sewing forum but the women there kicked me out just because I'm male. Next time I'll pretend I'm a woman instead of using my usual nickname Buffalo Bill.
Wasp ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 03-05-2026 1944If there is one thing about my parenting that I am proud of it is that I definitely do not have a gay son. He's only nine but the way he screams makes it clear that he absolutely hates getting fucked in the arse.
Wasp Hengist (262) · 17-05-2026 2209I've just moved to a new neighbourhood so I've been to every single house in a half a mile radius to sing all of them some jolly Christmas carols. I figured it softens the blow since it's mandatory for me to tell them all that I am sex offender. (one of wasp's believe it or not)
Wasp ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 23-12-2025 2300