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My new girlfriend is an insufferable, teetotal vegan. She never shuts up about animal rights and eats nothing but fruit, nuts, legumes and wholegrain muesli. On the plus side she is very skinny. And her shit tastes great!
Vegan/Vegetarian ianwatkins π₯ π₯ (1368) Β· 17-06-2026 0723β¬
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I'm proud to say that not one animal died so I could eat today. Three did.
Vegan/Vegetarian theverydevilhimself π₯ π₯ (1063) Β· 12-06-2026 1115β¬
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I'm happy to introduce my girlfriend as "non-binary". But I draw the line at confessing she's a vegan.
Vegan/Vegetarian scotty (146) Β· 06-05-2026 1343