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A study has found that vegans are significantly more likely to suffer broken bones. Well, they will keep going on and on about it...

Vegan/Vegetarian

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 25-06-2026 2019
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My new girlfriend is an insufferable, teetotal vegan. She never shuts up about animal rights and eats nothing but fruit, nuts, legumes and wholegrain muesli. On the plus side she is very skinny. And her shit tastes great!

Vegan/Vegetarian

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 17-06-2026 0723
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What's red & yellow and looks good on vegans? Fire

Vegan/Vegetarian

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 11-07-2026 0827
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I'm proud to say that not one animal died so I could eat today. Three did.

Vegan/Vegetarian

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 12-06-2026 1115
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I'm happy to introduce my girlfriend as "non-binary". But I draw the line at confessing she's a vegan.

Vegan/Vegetarian

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scotty (310) · 06-05-2026 1343
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