I was showing my kids how to skim stones over water today but what a bunch of miserable bastards they are in the local swimming pool.

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garry6291 (641) · 12-02-2026 1943

Brother was banging his sister. He says, "You fuck like Mum," She laughs. He says, "What?" She said, "That's what Dad says"

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Allobosca 🥈 (2268) · 12-12-2025 1510

My mum was worried because my brother's face started swelling after eating some peanuts. She calmed down after I explained that they were my peanuts.

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Stallion (1608) · 19-04-2026 1624

One of Mick Jagger's relatives has disappeared. Wonder if they will re-release Miss You

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Gungho_ED (298) · 26-01-2026 1727

I was raised as an only child ...which I think was hard for my sister.

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supergalley (2042) · 02-12-2025 1324