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What gets bigger & bigger then explodes on Friday? Robinson Crusoe's cock

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LennysCrevasse 🥉 (1805) · 09-10-2026 1745
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Q. What do LotR & Brokeback have in common? A. They're both about the struggle to get up the mountain & destroy another bloke's ring

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innit (1476) · 29-10-2026 1059
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Call me ignorant if you like, but until recently I thought gastroenteritis was something gay guys did to one another.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4290) · 01-10-2026 2244
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Is just a nice way of saying every woman will pretend she takes it up the arse until you actually try and do it.

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ianwatkins 🥉 (2410) · 31-10-2026 0307
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For Sale: 1 Habitrail tube, one end slightly shitty. 1 hamster, dead. Also slightly shitty.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4290) · 21-10-2026 1758
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My immigrant neighbour has just launched his own brand of Indian street food. He had high hopes at first, but it seems not many people are keen on eating Rushdie Sharif's Bhajis.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4290) · 28-10-2026 2230
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Milo Yiannopoulos, the British far-right commentator deported from America by ICE, has said he now feels 'shame' about previously supporting Trump and mass deportations. He doesn't like it up him, eh?

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4290) · 02-09-2026 1626
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