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I must look really sexy in my new convertible BMW. Loads of other motorists have signalled that they plan on having a wank later.
Motoring madgringo (35) · 03-12-2025 2325⬆
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I was driving to work when a Lollipop lady cleaned the snow off my windscreen. Although, I think the impact helped a bit.
Motoring Stallion 🥈 🥉 🥉 (272) · 06-01-2026 1222⬆
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My mate phoned me and asked what I was doing. "Probably failing my driving test," I replied.
Motoring Stallion 🥈 🥉 🥉 (272) · 15-12-2025 0645⬆
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What’s the difference between a proctologist and a HGV driver? A proctologist only has to deal with one arsehole at a time!
Motoring supergalley 🥇 🥈 🥈 (382) · 21-12-2025 1143