I rang my mate this morning and asked what he was doing. He replied "probably failing my driving test"
Motoring Stickyagain 🥉 (541) · 12-06-2026 1420I was driving to work when a Lollipop lady cleaned the snow off my windscreen. Although, I think the impact helped a bit.
Motoring Stallion 🥉 (1334) · 06-01-2026 1222I must look really sexy in my new convertible BMW. Loads of other motorists have signalled that they plan on having a wank later.
Motoring madgringo (38) · 03-12-2025 2325One time I was out driving and I got stuck behind a learner, trundling along at 25 in a 40 zone. I started tailgating the cunt, flashing my lights and honking my horn. As soon as I got the chance to overtake I cut the bastard up, forcing him to brake sharply. As I sped off I turned to my passenger and said, 'Fucking learners! Complete pain in the arse, aren't they?' It was at that point he told me I'd failed my test.
Motoring theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 12-06-2026 2107My mate phoned me and asked what I was doing. "Probably failing my driving test," I replied.
Motoring Stallion 🥉 (1334) · 15-12-2025 0645What’s the difference between a proctologist and a HGV driver? A proctologist only has to deal with one arsehole at a time!
Motoring supergalley (603) · 21-12-2025 1143