Modern technology is great, it makes our lives so much easier. For instance; my alarm clock tells me when it's time to get up, the bell on my microwave tells me when my dinner's ready, and the table lamp in my bedroom tells me to go out at night and strangle prostitutes for Jesus. (Credit: Viz Letterbocks, back in the day)
Mentally Ill/Mental Health › Schizophrenia Schizophrenia theverydevilhimself 🥉 🥇 (4077) · 10-10-2026 1735The best part about having schizophrenia is that a wank turns into an orgy!
Mentally Ill/Mental Health innit 🥈 (1386) · 27-08-2026 0647YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS! After all, your organs are extremely expensive on the black market.
Mentally Ill/Mental Health › Depression Depression innit 🥈 (1386) · 06-10-2026 1323Accusations that the young are a snowflake generation are wrong, the head of an independent review into mental health has told the BBC. Prof Peter Fonagy says there has been a real rise in mental distress among children and young people, with anxiety, depression, self-harm and eating disorders the most common. Yeah. That's what "snowflake" means you fucking idiot.
Mentally Ill/Mental Health › Depression Depression ianwatkins (2244) · 21-09-2026 0622Donald Trump has blamed Norway for his failure to win the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize, writing on Truth Social that the outcome was 'an indelible stain on Norway, one that will never be forgotten'. He added: 'For fuck's sake, how many schools full of Iranian girls do I have to blow up to get a mention?'
Mentally Ill/Mental Health › Personality Disorder Personality Disorder theverydevilhimself 🥉 🥇 (4077) · 12-10-2026 1615Legally you can't call it Crazy Golf anymore. You have to call it 'Tiger Woods is having a difficult time and we should all respect his privacy'.
Mentally Ill/Mental Health › Sectioned Sectioned ianwatkins (2244) · 29-08-2026 1849"Inside you, there are two wolves." Anyway, that's how my son explains getting roofed at a furry convention.
Mentally Ill/Mental Health innit 🥈 (1386) · 27-08-2026 0645Therapist: You are your own worst enemy. Me: Undefeated, baby!
Mentally Ill/Mental Health › Therapy Session Therapy Session innit 🥈 (1386) · 06-10-2026 0557What's difference between BSE and PMT? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem
I wouldn't say boo to a goose. I have Tourette's, I'd tell it to fuck off.
Mentally Ill/Mental Health theverydevilhimself 🥉 🥇 (4077) · 19-09-2026 1122My psychologist reckons I’m addicted to “cheap dopamine”. What a load of bollocks…. does he know how much cocaine is?
Mentally Ill/Mental Health Cockwomble (166) · 16-09-2026 0649"Tell me a decent joke, backwards" .......Turned out I should've referred to him simply as Harvey
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