Christian Rock Festival happy-clappies: 'Do you hear our prayers, Lord? If you do, just give us a sign, any sign!' God: 'There you go. Now shut the fuck up...'
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 30-08-2026 0007Joanna Wietrrzyk rewrites history by achieving number one and number two in the same event.
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News innit 🥉 🥉 (939) · 15-09-2026 2257Joanna Wietrzyk is the next big name in Cack and Field sports.
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 17-09-2026 1550"On Saturday night, under the world-famous Wembley arch, five words rang out: "Punjabi Aa Gaye Wembley Oye!" Diljit Dosanjh is the first ever Punjabi singer to headline Wembley Stadium, the music venue has said. And as Bhangra beats blared out, fans erupted with cheers while Dosanjh launched into his biggest hits, from G.O.A.T. to Lover." I offer no comment
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News nausicaa (122) · 13-09-2026 0655The woman at the centre of the Trallelodge privacy scandal has stated that she found a strange man in her room stood with his cock out. When she asked him what he was doing he replied "womb service"
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News Stickyagain (2066) · 21-08-2026 0923I flashed my cock in the city of Beijing and this woman jogger proper shat herself
HEALTH WARNING: After months at sea, the USS Abraham Lincoln finally docks in Pattaya, Thailand, the notorious tourist sex centre. Government officials advise tourists that despite the sunny weather, maybe wear a rainproof coat, as Pattaya will be awash with Seamen and semen.
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News monkeybobhouse (35) · 02-09-2026 0613Is Lindsay Clancy any relation to Tom?
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News root (238) · 17-08-2026 1706"Taxpayers foot £420,000 bill for eco-boiler to keep sex offenders warm Biomass heating system for woodwork workshop at HMP The Verne could cost up to seven times more than traditional gas alternative" Surely keeping them at lower temperatures would reduce them likelihood of 'wood' - to be commended in their case?
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News nausicaa (122) · 20-09-2026 1321'...As if the UK hasn't got enough problems with the bad eggs that are Sam'n Ella [sic], you've now got the other bad eggs causing a stink that are Harry and Meghan.'
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