Man dies after jumping into tiger enclosure at Yorkshire zoo in an apparent prank gone wrong. That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, you're gonna end up tiger meat...
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4290) · 10-10-2026 1742Helen Haines' husband, Phil, has told members of the press that his wife is currently a bit sluggish. One journalist, seeking clarification, asked "Do you mean she's slow and lethargic due to the trauma of her injuries, sundry medical procedures, double limb amputations and successive anaethesias?" "No," Phil replied, "I mean she's leaving a slimy trail across the floor wherever she goes!"
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News DdraigGoch (822) · 21-10-2026 1521Grandparents should ask for consent to hug their grandchildren, an Irish advert says. I'd be happy if Granddad would just put his cock away.
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News ponga (543) · 23-10-2026 1520DAILY MAIL: Russell Brand is on trial for rape and sexual assault. And yet elsewhere in the same newspaper, an Imam is telling Muslim men to beat their wives if they say no to sex. Surely this is the same.
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News monkeybobhouse (200) · 14-10-2026 1226Rogue AI was told it could harm people... and said it didn't care. I never realised I've been married to an AI for 23 years.
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News ponga (543) · 30-10-2026 1020Kate Golby, 44, an award-winning psychic, died after she fell down a flight of stairs. Never saw that coming.
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News ponga (543) · 29-10-2026 1334BREAKING NEWS: Scientists say you CAN'T remember being born. I remember being born. Caesarian, it was. And ever since, when exiting my car, I leave through the sunroof.
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News monkeybobhouse (200) · 14-10-2026 1219Stupid dago twats. The bull was on the other track
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News LennysCrevasse 🥉 (1805) · 28-10-2026 1903Trumps press secretary, Katie Zacharia, wore a badge that said "press" When Trump did, she resigned.
Man in his 30s plunges to death from hotel room in Stratford. Checked out suddenly without paying the bill.
In The News › Breaking News Breaking News theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4290) · 18-10-2026 0109BREAKING NEWS: Daily Mail 26/10/2026 British Islamic preacher accused of celebrating terrorists and radicalising followers sets up 'religious training camp' in Thailand saying, " His camp is for men ‘who no longer know how to be men". COMMENT: I can promise him that, Thai men are REAL MEN. And so are many of the women! https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16229095/British-Islamic-preacher-accused-celebrating-terrorists-radicalising-followers-sets-religious-training-camp-Thailand.html
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