There was a kid in my year at high school who got picked on all the time because he had Brittle Bone Disease. I'll never forget the day he finally snapped.
Disease/Illness theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 06-06-2026 1758The wife and I was going through a really bad time and we made the decision together to kill ourselves. She went first then all of a sudden I felt much better.
Disease/Illness Joeydeaconsbastard (410) · 07-06-2026 1910How do you turn a 110lb weakling into a man of steel? Polio
Disease/Illness Squeaky (1031) · 11-06-2026 0903On Sunday there, I had triple-cooked chips at my Nan's. Her dementia's definitely getting worse.
Disease/Illness theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 19-06-2026 1829I knew a bloke who was knighted, had a terrible drink addiction which led to his demise. R.I.P Sir Rhosis
Disease/Illness Dogpad (47) · 18-06-2026 1853Why didn't Karen Carpenter ever visit Ethiopia? She couldn't deal with the sight of so many fat people
Disease/Illness LennysCrevasse (201) · 17-06-2026 1803I was asked to run a support group for people who have Parkinson's Disease. What a bunch of miserable bastards. I usually start each session with a game of Operation to lift their mood and raise their self esteem.
Disease/Illness Squeaky (1031) · 22-06-2026 0841What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhoea.
Disease/Illness Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 26-05-2026 2240Kevin Keegan number 7 Kenny Dalglish number 7 I bet Ronaldo is shitting himself
Disease/Illness Gungho_ED (216) · 02-06-2026 2040I was just walking past the mental health unit when I heard all the patients shouting inside "nine...nine...nine..." There was a fence blocking my view so I found a small hole and pressed my eye to it. Turns out some schizo had slit his wrists and his retarded mates were trying to use a cassette player to get Alexa to call an ambulance
Why are there no more cases of hemorrhoids in France? Because they're all perfect assholes.
Disease/Illness Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 02-06-2026 2127