I went on a date with a girl whose Tinder profile said she had an 'infectious smile'. She had cold sores.
Disease/Illness theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 25-07-2026 1229My grandad had Parkinson's disease. He could never stop interviewing people.
How to get rid of crabs: 1. shave one testicle so they all move over to the other one. 2. Set the hair on that testicle on fire so they all jump back to the shaved one. 3. As they jump back, stab each one with an ice pick.
My current job application asked me if I suffered from any disabilities, so I put down Narcolepsy and Tourettes. Now I sleep whenever I like and if anyone disturbs me I tell them to fuck off.
Disease/Illness notbaldbob (1172) · 19-07-2026 1048It must be tough for someone who suffers from Bulimia and OCD. Eating alphabety spaghetti then trying to puke it up in alphabetical order.
Disease/Illness notbaldbob (1172) · 16-07-2026 0957How many narcoleptics does it take to change a ligh65hyuyij9iuyfgtr/dfsyt7uyjhu9ko;klo[pl;fgt5
Disease/Illness theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 06-08-2026 1423My cousin's invited me to her wedding. I'll be there with bells on! This leprosy's not getting any better.
Disease/Illness theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 25-07-2026 1208If you can spell Tertiary Syphilis, chances are you don't have it.
Disease/Illness theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 15-07-2026 1113Always turn electrical equipment off at night other than two things Refrigerators and life support machines. Otherwise we will be wasting a whole lot of vegetables.
Disease/Illness notbaldbob (1172) · 12-07-2026 2120Trust the science! But let me plead the fifth real quick!
I like to look on the good side of Parkinson's disease. At least you get a good wank.
Disease/Illness Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 12-07-2026 1105What turns a nine - stone weakling into a sixteen stone man of steel? Polio
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