I think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles. The middle one is hanging lower than the other two.
Disease/Illness Squeaky 🥇 🥈 (349) · 12-01-2026 1631Every New Year's Eve I go to the annual Bulimic's Ball. It's always heaving. (and there's no fat birds)
Disease/Illness ianwatkins 🥈 (602) · 31-12-2025 0016Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old kid crying? Mid life crisis!
Disease/Illness DdraigGoch 🥈 (192) · 11-02-2026 0856We went to the local Bulimic Awareness Realization Foundation meeting yesterday...or barf for short. You can bring up anything you want.
Disease/Illness Gungho_ED (83) · 24-01-2026 2315I made my wife go to a fancy dress party last night as an exhaust pipe. She was fuming.
Disease/Illness garry6291 (244) · 22-12-2025 1936My wife and I both enjoy a cigarette but we would never subject our kids to the dangers of passive smoking. So we built them a shelter at the bottom of the garden.
Disease/Illness Squeaky 🥇 🥈 (349) · 18-02-2026 1028Every time the leper visits his favourite whore, he leaves a tip.
Disease/Illness Allobosca (115) · 16-02-2026 2137I have always been terrified of giants. After being seen and assessed by a clinical psychologist,I was diagnosed as suffering from Fefifobia.
Disease/Illness Squeaky 🥇 🥈 (349) · 02-02-2026 1036I always remember getting through to the final of the Blow Football competition. I ended up playing the guy who had won it for the past 10 years. Just after the match started he had an asthma attack. I won 35-0!
Disease/Illness Squeaky 🥇 🥈 (349) · 22-01-2026 1105I called my son's teacher this morning and said, "He won't be coming in today, he's got diarrhea and has just followed through in his pants...and he is very embarrassed" "Fair enough, " he said, "It's going around the school." "Is it?" I asked. "Yes," he laughed, "I'm telling everyone."
Disease/Illness garry6291 (244) · 13-12-2025 1518If you only have two hours left to live,watch a Scottish football match. Then it will seem like four hours.
Disease/Illness Squeaky 🥇 🥈 (349) · 09-02-2026 1220I knew that I had a drink problem when my piss began to smell of alcohol. I knew that I was an alcoholic when I discovered that it tasted like it too.
Disease/Illness Harold-Bisop (73) · 27-12-2025 0127Doctor Doctor, it hurts when I do this, (rotates arm around his elbow). Doctor: Well don't do it then
Disease/Illness supergalley 🥉 🥇 (813) · 17-01-2026 0930Just went to the off-licence and the guy behind the counter wished me a Merry Christmas. Like he's not going to see me 15 more times before then.
Disease/Illness ianwatkins 🥈 (602) · 07-12-2025 1235If you think I would joke about Alzheimer’s, forget it.
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