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I went on a date with a girl whose Tinder profile said she had an 'infectious smile'. She had cold sores.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 25-07-2026 1229
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My grandad had Parkinson's disease. He could never stop interviewing people.

🫡 Salute to Carly Simon
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ianwatkins 🥉 (1842) · 27-07-2026 1835
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How to get rid of crabs: 1. shave one testicle so they all move over to the other one. 2. Set the hair on that testicle on fire so they all jump back to the shaved one. 3. As they jump back, stab each one with an ice pick.

🫡 Salute to The Master (2012)
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ianwatkins 🥉 (1842) · 26-07-2026 0357
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My current job application asked me if I suffered from any disabilities, so I put down Narcolepsy and Tourettes. Now I sleep whenever I like and if anyone disturbs me I tell them to fuck off.

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notbaldbob (1172) · 19-07-2026 1048
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It must be tough for someone who suffers from Bulimia and OCD. Eating alphabety spaghetti then trying to puke it up in alphabetical order.

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notbaldbob (1172) · 16-07-2026 0957
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How many narcoleptics does it take to change a ligh65hyuyij9iuyfgtr/dfsyt7uyjhu9ko;klo[pl;fgt5

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 06-08-2026 1423
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My cousin's invited me to her wedding. I'll be there with bells on! This leprosy's not getting any better.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 25-07-2026 1208
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If you can spell Tertiary Syphilis, chances are you don't have it.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 15-07-2026 1113
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Always turn electrical equipment off at night other than two things Refrigerators and life support machines. Otherwise we will be wasting a whole lot of vegetables.

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notbaldbob (1172) · 12-07-2026 2120
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Trust the science! But let me plead the fifth real quick!

🫡 Salute to Anthony Fauci
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innit (580) · 31-07-2026 0409
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I like to look on the good side of Parkinson's disease. At least you get a good wank.

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 12-07-2026 1105
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What turns a nine - stone weakling into a sixteen stone man of steel? Polio

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 10-07-2026 0718
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