Every New Year's Eve I go to the annual Bulimic's Ball. It's always heaving. (and there's no fat birds)
Disease/Illness ianwatkins 🥇 🥇 🥇 (461) · 31-12-2025 0016I made my wife go to a fancy dress party last night as an exhaust pipe. She was fuming.
Disease/Illness garry6291 (79) · 22-12-2025 1936I called my son's teacher this morning and said, "He won't be coming in today, he's got diarrhea and has just followed through in his pants...and he is very embarrassed" "Fair enough, " he said, "It's going around the school." "Is it?" I asked. "Yes," he laughed, "I'm telling everyone."
Disease/Illness garry6291 (79) · 13-12-2025 1518I knew that I had a drink problem when my piss began to smell of alcohol. I knew that I was an alcoholic when I discovered that it tasted like it too.
Disease/Illness Harold-Bisop (73) · 27-12-2025 0127Just went to the off-licence and the guy behind the counter wished me a Merry Christmas. Like he's not going to see me 15 more times before then.
Disease/Illness ianwatkins 🥇 🥇 🥇 (461) · 07-12-2025 1235If you think I would joke about Alzheimer’s, forget it.
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