I used to put slug pellets down in my garden, until I read that hedgehogs also eat them and get poisoned. Now I put out a saucerful of beer instead. Anyway, I can't get any sleep now, as my garden is full of pissed-up slugs and hedgehogs singing and fighting all night.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (3993) · 13-09-2026 1039

"Hello, is that the Stuttering Asian branch of the Beach Boys fanclub?" "Yes, Bar-bar-bar Bar-babar-an speaking..."

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LennysCrevasse (1585) · 11-09-2026 1424

Taylor Swift has smashed Michael Jackson's 35 year old record, but I beat her to it. Used my copy of Bad as a frisbee back in 2022.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (3993) · 22-08-2026 0942