I met this really hot girl who was into green issues and the environment in a big way. She later dumped me when she found out my erection wasn't sustainable.
Green /Environment / Carbon Neutral Stickyagain (2067) · 27-08-2026 1912This global warming concerns me just as much as acid rain did in the 80's. I didn't give a fuck about that either.
Green /Environment / Carbon Neutral Stallion (1608) · 12-05-2026 1116It's bad enough that all these refugees from the Middle East brought their religion with them, did they really have to bring their weather too?
Green /Environment / Carbon Neutral theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3367) · 12-08-2026 1605There's a great new campaign to encourage people to take three plastic items home with them every time they visit the beach. Yesterday I got a megaphone, a rubber ring and a whistle from the lifeguard's hut.
Green /Environment / Carbon Neutral theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3367) · 16-08-2026 1654If 'Just Stop Oil' attacked a Jackson Pollock painting, would that increase its value?
Green /Environment / Carbon Neutral nausicaa (123) · 19-05-2026 1057I would never fly tip. Those dirty fuckers never give good service.
Green /Environment / Carbon Neutral Stickyagain (2067) · 12-06-2026 2043I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Green /Environment / Carbon Neutral supergalley (2042) · 18-03-2026 2012