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Gambling brought my family closer together. We had to buy a smaller house

Gambling

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1405) · 23-07-2026 1237
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If I win the Lotto I'll make sure that none of my friends or neighbours is poor. I'm going to move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Gambling

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Stallion (1597) · 15-05-2026 1646
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"I've remortgaged the house and bet 100k on tonight's match." "Do you think you have a gambling problem?" "I'm not sure yet. I'll know after tonight's match."

Gambling

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Hengist (473) · 15-07-2026 2013
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If I ever win the Lotto I'm going to share it with everyone on this site. I'm not going to give you any fucking money, just tell you about it.

Gambling

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Stallion (1597) · 03-05-2026 1357
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England's prospects of winning the World Cup have taken on a whole new significance. Because part one of my cross-double just came in with Starmer fucking off.

Gambling

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scotty (310) · 22-06-2026 1022
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