A huge article just appeared featuring Dracula's lifestyle in Daily Mail. And yet, he didn't appear in The Mirror, or The Sun.
Dad Jokes notbaldbob (1172) · 27-07-2026 0628Teacher says to little Jonny, "There are twenty birds on a wall. The farmer shoots six of them. How many are left?" "None miss", he says "Explain?", replies the teacher "Well, he fires the gun. The noise scares them so they all fly away" The teacher is impressed and says, "That's not the right answer but I like the way you think" After the lesson, little Jonny approaches the teacher and asks her a question: "Miss, there are three women each eating an ice-lolly. One is sucking theirs, one is biting and the other one is licking - which one is married?" "Ermmm, I suppose the one who is, errr, sucking?" "No it's the one with the ring on her finger - but I like the way you think"
Two candles were talking, one said "what are you doing tonight?" The other said, "dunno, might go out"
Dad Jokes Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 22-07-2026 1856Spoiler alert! The wing on the back of my car has fallen off.
Dad Jokes Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 18-07-2026 1828Did you hear the one about the contortionist on the run? The police have asked that he turns himself in
Dad Jokes LennysCrevasse (693) · 23-07-2026 1559How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner? Why the fuck should we fix it? We never use it!
Dad Jokes Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 11-07-2026 1115I saw my son messing around with a Sega Mega Drive, Blackberry and an iPod I thought here we go, he's up to his old devices again
Went to a Chinese dumpling restaurant. "We have a diet menu." "Really?" "Yes. You dim sum, you lose sum."
Dad Jokes OkiPaul (142) · 06-08-2026 0940Bit green, bit red tar sat at a bar. Green say an I have two pints, as barman says nah dont like yer red mate! You better watch out he's a cyclepath
Dad Jokes NotEasilyOffended (85) · 04-08-2026 0246