The vet gave me a cone to stop the dog licking his bollocks. I’ve been shouting “PACK IT IN” through it all afternoon.

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WayOutWest (539) · 04-11-2026 1809

Guy in the park asked if I'd I'd like to pet his cocker spaniel. Should have chosen the spaniel.

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OkiPaul (280) · 21-10-2026 0825

'...Following a recent survey in the Daily Mail, it has been revealed that the most popular names for dogs in the UK has dropped from traditional names such as Rover, Spot and Fido to Poppy, Luna and Willow. My two dogs are called Omega and Rolex. They're watch dogs.'

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monkeybobhouse (200) · 17-10-2026 0558

I decided to breed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. I ended up with a Blabrador. The cunt won't stop barking.

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Squeaky (2377) · 17-08-2026 0815

After 37 years, Gromit finally speaks his first word. “Soz-a-gez”

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SatansTesticles (44) · 19-10-2026 0952