The self deprecation society is taking applications for new members. I've already put myself down.
Self Deprecating innit (1482) · 17-08-2026 0928My therapist told me I need to stop imagining scenarios. I don't have a therapist.
Self Deprecating innit (1482) · 20-07-2026 0949It's difficult to love myself when I'm not even my type.
Self Deprecating innit (1482) · 19-05-2026 0000If you're thinking what I'm thinking: You are a seriously disturbed person that needs help urgently.
Self Deprecating › Therapy Needed Therapy Needed Squeaky (2377) · 24-08-2026 0808I went into a tattoo parlor in East London and said "do you do piercings?" The guy said" yeah" and stabbed me.
I told my therapist, "Dancing with that mop as a kid was pure, innocent romance. The sex dolls were just a natural progression." He rubbed his temples and said, "I understand that. But I am, once again, begging you to stop telling people your girlfriend is 'soaking wet and smells like bleach.'
Self Deprecating mrjayhey (338) · 07-10-2026 1859I often read a joke and think, "What a cunt. That's not funny." Then I press "Submit."
Self Deprecating Stallion (1762) · 09-12-2025 0942I'm an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
Self Deprecating › I'm the Joke I'm the Joke innit (1482) · 05-11-2026 1003I attended my first session of "mysanthropes anonymous" last night. Nobody else turned up, which is just as well as I bet they're all cunts.
Self Deprecating Stickyagain (2279) · 05-06-2026 1741I don't procrastinate. I wait until the last minute to do things, because I will be older and therefore wiser.
Self Deprecating › Failure Resume Failure Resume innit (1482) · 07-11-2026 1043Today I learned the average adult swears 80-90 times a day. I also learned I'm fucking carrying all you cunts!
Self Deprecating innit (1482) · 05-06-2026 1354Them: What gets covered in dirt, but stays clean? Me: A body in a coffin. Them: Soap! The answer is soap! What the fuck is wrong with you?
Self Deprecating › Socially Useless Socially Useless innit (1482) · 22-09-2026 1416We only teach "stop, drop, and roll" to put out fire but honestly if you do it in pretty much any social situation it will also stop that.
Self Deprecating innit (1482) · 18-05-2026 1306I never would have guessed my best friend's name would be ChatGPT.
Self Deprecating innit (1482) · 02-09-2026 1013Today, I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.
Self Deprecating supergalley 🥉 (2597) · 02-12-2025 0128Some of you are made your Amazon package I'd a day late. I'm still waiting for the package I was supposed to get during puberty.
Self Deprecating innit (1482) · 18-05-2026 0500I've found the cure to imposter syndrome Knowing everybody else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam all those other cunts are running.
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