A black man walks into a petrol station and says, 'Give me all the money in the till, or I'll blow you away!' The cashier replies, 'But you haven't got a gun!' He says, 'Sorry, force of habit. Pump number four, please.'

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3940) · 28-08-2026 1444

Teacher: "Now kids, who can name every London Underground station??" Little Jonny: "Yes Miss. The floor is sticky, there's gonna be several tramps stinking of piss in the gangways. The toilets are always full of bangers & mash. The trains are usually late and the brown people on the platforms outnumber the whites by ten to one"

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LennysCrevasse (1575) · 13-10-2026 1832