At the cinema last night, for a laugh I flicked a few peanuts at a lass sitting a few rows in front of me. She didn't half overreact! Well, the paramedics called it Anaphylactic Shock.
Pranks theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 🥇 (3382) · 13-06-2026 1546I joined a dating site. A woman wrote "Looking for a man who will be the reason I close my account." After a couple of weeks of threatening to rape and murder her and her whole family she finally did. I love helping people.
Pranks ianwatkins 🥉 (2120) · 12-06-2026 0016My wife and her friends went for a girl's weekend of wild camping. It started out as ordinary camping, until 2am when I set fire to their tent.
Pranks scotty (549) · 25-07-2026 1438My white van was dirty and I saw my cheeky neighbour write "WASH ME" in the dirt. So I got a screwdriver and scratched "PAINT ME" on her BMW.
What's the best way to determine the gradient of a shop doorway? Piss in it. (Nod to Abdul's kebab shop in Chipping Norton)
Pranks ianwatkins 🥉 (2120) · 06-06-2026 0531Anyone else ever tempted to just stick a 9v battery onto those two pronged nose piercings, see if the lefties eyes light up?
Pranks NotEasilyOffended (102) · 29-07-2026 2259Me and the wife Just watched Last Tango in Paris. I turned to her and said that Marlon Brando film gives me a kinky idea. Then I stabbed her to death like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now.
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