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Meghan launches $148 advent calendar in first commercial venture since moving to the UK Behind every window is Meghan's voice saying, "Stop looking at me".

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ponga (553) · 02-10-2026 0125
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It's not easy being the black sheep of the Markle family. However, Meghan somehow achieved it.

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ponga (553) · 26-10-2026 1507
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I dunno what the King was so angry about... That's the first time Camilla's been wet since the first Gulf War

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LennysCrevasse (1826) · 02-11-2026 2124
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Thomas Markle faces up to 20 years in prison. Less than the sentence Harry will serve with his daughter.

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ponga (553) · 07-11-2026 1228
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Prince Harry reveals he slipped into depression after Megxit. I'm assuming it's because he failed at doing fuck all.

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ponga (553) · 09-10-2026 0627
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would prefer to be public figures, not private citizens. But please, not too public.

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ponga (553) · 09-09-2026 1145
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Harry has dismissed claims that he's moving back to the UK in order to curry favour with the King. He added that he and his wife have also begun their conversion to Islam, and shall henceforth be known as Ibrahim and Fatima.

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scotty (790) · 21-08-2026 0858
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A royal aide was blamed for an umbrella blunder during a Caribbean downpour, which left King Charles drenched. With slavery reparations in question, the irony caused the aide to be whipped.

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ponga (553) · 02-11-2026 1708
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