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When I was involved in a three car pile up recently, I managed to escape with a dead leg. Not sure who's it was, but finders keepers.

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notbaldbob (1061) · 27-07-2026 1939
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Stood at the bus stop next to a man with one arm and he was wearing is watch on his stump. So being the nosy cunt I am I said "How come you don't wear your watch on your good arm"? And he replied "Well how the fuck would I be able to wind it up".

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Joeydeaconsbastard (879) · 27-07-2026 1834
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When I was a kid, my mother used to use Frank Sinatra records to get me to sleep. She used to hit me over the head with them.

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garry6291 (539) · 27-07-2026 1636