I bought a bottle of Dr Watson's Patented Constipation Remedy. Misread the instructions, and ended up doing half a bottle instead of half a teaspoonful, half an hour before I embarked on an important train journey in a carriage full of vicars. Anyway, turns out the stuff had no effect on me and the journey concluded without incident. No shit, sheer luck...

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