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I tell women that I'm responsible for a large team of web developers. I find it gets a better reception than saying I live in a bedsit with a spider infestation.

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theverydevilhimself 🥉 🥇 (4077) · 06-10-2026 1548
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Now that I'm in my forties, I have to face the fact that sixteen-year-old girls just don't want to have sex with me. For me it's just like being sixteen again.

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theverydevilhimself 🥉 🥇 (4077) · 23-08-2026 0510
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I've reached that age now where I see a pretty girl on the street and think, 'If only I was 20 years younger, and attractive to women.'

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theverydevilhimself 🥉 🥇 (4077) · 10-10-2026 0923
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