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Which word ends in anal? Chloroform.

🫡 Salute to LennysCrevasse, Old Site
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Squeaky (2247) · 25-08-2026 0749
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Saw the family across the road dressed as skeletons and thought they were having an early Halloween party. Then I remembered they were vegans.

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Squeaky (2247) · 24-10-2026 0742
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Mathematics. The only subject that counts.

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Squeaky (2247) · 23-08-2026 0733
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Our kids have started treating the house like a hotel. They're putting bibles in the bedside tables.

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Squeaky (2247) · 21-09-2026 0802
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I only hate two things. Living things and objects.

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Squeaky (2247) · 08-09-2026 0748
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When a woman says, ' smell this ' it's usually something nice.

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Squeaky (2247) · 21-08-2026 0745
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I can honestly say that no-one has ever criticised my work. Probably because there was so little of it.

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Squeaky (2247) · 22-09-2026 0759
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