Bloke goes to hell and is getting his induction talk from the devil. "Do you like gambling?", asked Satan. "Yeah, love it", the man replied. "You're gonna love Mondays", said the devil. "You can bet on horses, football, whatever you like, it's betting all day. Were you a smoker?" "Yes", replied the man, "30 a day for years". "Wow, well you're going to go crazy for Tuesday. You can smoke cigars, roll ups, cigarettes, whatever you like". "Wow, cool", exclaimed the man. "Were you a drinker?", asked Satan. "Yes, quite a heavy drinker", sighed the man. "Well you are gonna absolutely LOVE Wednesdays. It's drinking day, and there's spirits and beer, whatever you fancy". "And, were you a homosexual?, asked the devil. "No", replied the man. "Oh well then I'm afraid you're going to HATE Thursdays", said the devil...