A man walks into a pub and ordered 10 whiskeys. "What's the matter?", asked the barman. "I've just found out my brother's gay and he's marrying my best friend", replied the man. The next day the same bloke comes in and orders 12 whiskeys. "What's the matter this time?", he asked. "I've just found out that my son's gay as well", replied the man. The very next day he goes back to the same pub and orders 15 whiskeys. "Blimey", said the barman, "doesn't anybody in your family like women?". And with tears in his eyes he replied, "Apparently my wife does"...