A man was on holiday in Spain. He saw an interesting dish at a restaurant he stopped by and asked the waiter about it. "Son los cojones del toro. The testicles of the bull. We serve it every day after the bullfighting", explained the waiter. He ordered it for the next day and sure enough received his dish. He noticed something odd though... "Excuse me", he said, "Why are these so much smaller than yesterday?". The waiter shrugged and replied, "I'm terribly sorry sir, but sometimes the bull wins"....