An artist asked the gallery owner if there'd been any interest in his artwork which was currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news", the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would he bought all 15 of your paintings" "That's awesome news", the artist exclaimed, "what's the bad news?". With concern the gallery owner answered, "The guy was your doctor"...