Paddy says to Mick, "I'm thinking of going on holiday again but I might do something different this time. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Turkey and Mary got pregnant. And last year I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant ". Mick asks, "So what are you doing differently this year?". Paddy replied, "This year I'm going to take Mary with me!"...