My girlfriend invited me over to her house. I rang the doorbell and her younger sister answered the door. She smiled and said, "Wow, you're handsome, and guess what? Nobody's home, I'm all alone". I smiled politely then turned and started walking back towards my bike. Suddenly her whole family leapt out from behind the house. They clapped and hugged me and said, "We're so proud of you. You're perfect for our daughter"... And me? I was just thinking, "Good thing I went back to lock up my bike"!!