Paddy goes to see a psychiatrist. He gets to reception and says, "C'mere. I need some of dat dere counselling. My wife is having an affair with my brother" The receptionist says, "I'm sorry to hear that. Do you know for sure?" "Yeah I do" , replies Paddy, "They're living together" "Ok well there's been a cancellation so she can see you right now if that works for you?", says the receptionist "Ah grand", replies Paddy as he starts to walk away from the desk and out the main door "Where are you going?" , asks the receptionist "I'm ringing the wife", he says. ,"To tell her I'll be home late"