After a horrible few months' heartache, I texted my ex to say, "You know what, I feel much better now. I'm sorry for all the hassle, but I'm definitely over you once and for all" "Aww I'm glad, but all the same, how do you or I know for sure?", she asked I replied, "Well. I can now wank again over the images I captured of you shagging me in my basement"