A man drives up to a child, and says "Come on, get into the car" The child replies, "n-no.." He asks again: "If you get into the car, I'll give you a sweetie" Once again, the child reples, "n-n-no..." "If you get into the car, I'll give you the entire packet!" The kid pipes up, "For fuck's sake, dad! I'm not getting into the fucking Lada!"