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A little girl walks into the bathroom where she find her mum having a shower. "What are those mummy?" she asks, pointing at her mums breasts. "Oh these are breasts dear" her mother replies. "And when will I get those?" the girl asks. "When you're a bit older dear." "And whats that mummy?" she asks, pointing at her mums muff. "Thats my pubic hair" her mother replies. "And when will I get that?" the girl asks. "When you're a bit older love, now run along" And so the little girl leaves. A bit later she returns to find her dad having a shower. "Whats that daddy?" pointing to her dads chest. "Well, this is chest hair darling" replies her dad. "When will I get that?" "Ahh, you wont get this, its for boys, and girls from Norfolk but we dont live there" he replies. "And whats that there daddy?" she asks pointing at his nob. "Thats my penis love." "And when will I get that?" she asks. "Later, when your mum goes to bingo"

Allobosca 🥈 (2263) · 30-06-2026 1107
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