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New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs
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A single 25-year-old man, who hasn't had a woman in over a year wanders in to a bar with the hope of getting lucky. He buys most of the single gals there a drink, but it doesn't even get him a good conversation, let alone getting laid. He keeps trying, but within a half hour of closing time most of the women have wandered out of the bar.....all except one. She not what he had in mind, as she's at least 60 years old and sort of ugly. But he figures "Any port in a storm". So he buys her a quick last drink, and find that she is also desperate for sex, so they wind up in the back seat of his car in the car park. After some necking, he unclips her bra and starts sucking on her tits. He gets some white milky substance in his mouth, and says to her "Hey, you're a little old for child bearing aren't you"? And she replies "Yeah, but I'm not too old for breast cancer"!

Allobosca 🥈 (2264) · 28-06-2026 0846
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