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A new warder is doing the rounds, getting to know the inmates. He enters one cell with three people in it, 2 whites and a black. He says to the first white " what are you in for?" he answers " 5 years . Attempted rape, judge said if i'd raped her i would've got 10!" He turns to the next white man' "what you in for?" He replies " 10 years, attempted murder. Judge said i would've got 20 if i'd murdered him!" He looks at the black man, " what you in for son?" " 20 years sir, no lights on my bike! judge said i would've got life if it had been night time!!!!"

Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 23-06-2026 1625
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