The shoe salesman selling shoes to a businessman who wants nothing but the best pair of shoes available. The shoeshop worker directs this salesman into the corner of the store, where this sparkling white display is situated. "Well, we got these just in, all above board etc, genuine white human leather shoes. Sounds worse than it is, trust me and try on a pair." So sheppishly this businessman tries these on, and is instantly impressed."Christ these are comfy. How much are they?" "About £2000 a pair." The businessman winces; "Oh, sorry, that is a bit above my budget sorry." The salesman then replies; "Well, we have got them in black for a fiver."